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Your car is knackered Laurie

Your car is knackered Laurie

Dear Laurie

We have had a look at your car and the clutch is knackered because you’ve had three children. You have no tread on your tyres because you have had sex with over 200 men and it’s an old petrol engine that smokes. I’m bringing in a new range of e-cigarette model escorts.

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