I believe in the elemental Gods

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I believe in the five elemental gods. Yahweh said with a booming voice from the sky “let him have five girlfriends”. Father God (el) said that I could have as many children as I can feed so I want five one to each girlfriend. Allah said I could have up to 3000 concubines if I worship him. Well we lost Allah the god of soil when I sold my house. But I hope to get him back after I’ve found my five girlfriends to have children to by recruiting more girls to be my concubines to pay for a new house for me to live in with my five girlfriends and children. Allah wants his toilet. Allah says that I’ve got to climb the mountain of the search results to find him again.